Arthur Psychedelic Fan Fiction

The school bell vibrated through brass to all the pupils, except Arthur, whose pupils vibrated. “Am I an aardvark or the bell? What the fuck is a human being?” Artie McGee’s instructor plainly told him to go home. Simple as that. Could he read the words coming out of both their foreheads? “Have a good day, Arthur… hey isn’t weird how you’re skipping so many grades, at such speed, you’re actually being held back a grade every year?”

“I don’t know. That’s kinda dumb. Bye!”

Arthur’s OneWheel would have to wait till he felt less lysergic. He insulted his self-criticism with a high-stepping jaunt. “Hey, it’s a great fuckin’ day to learn, work, and play!”

Then, Art saw the White Rabbit. He knew beyond senses to follow its pure energy. Arthur thought he had frightened it with his presence, though the rabbit really did not have Arthur’s curiosity on its mind. The White Lepus did have concerns over Arthur’s embarking into Bitcoin river mining.

“Arthur, if you want a rabbit, you have to make an environment rabbits like!” the glossy-eyed doily imparted. Arthur’s microdose concluded. He mounted his earthly carrier on the OneWheel. Should he take the rabbit seriously? Perhaps… in microdoses.