Billionaire’s Keggers
Elon — would Meme-lon charge for a keg cup? No. Of course not. You just need to sign a waiver complying the risks of your organic material and entering premises of Higgs-Brewson.
Less a “keg”, per se… it’s more of a Floating, 21st Century Hampster (C₂H₆O) Dispenser.
Elon is reported making these kegs. He’s really supposed to be making these, because he told quite a number of certain people… and he may in fact get around to hooking you up with a cup.
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Richard Branson — you would get Richard Branson’s son. And, yes, he would make you pay for a cup, a follow, get tagged and leave his solo behind to be leader of the free world.
Bill Gates — would you like the red cup or the blue cup? You take the blue Solo, we record this podcast and go home. You take the red Solo, you will look through boarded Windows.
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