Emerging Social Tech
2 min readFeb 7, 2021
- DeepFake car — since your phone isn’t a hoverboard yet, the next best way to get around and cheat even more than the earth, is a DeepFake car.
- Impress dates
- Go from bike to Bugatti
- Easily make your Nissan Juke look like the person driving it actually has guilt
- DeepFake car is intended for novelty and in no means an instrument of coercion or the maligning of peoples but intended for command-in-cheif beauty pageant transport car may end up stranded in court with bloated importance and a deepFucked bill to foot. - Remote Deskplop — new feature to one of three operating systems, so you better like it! Connect to your desk remotely and the app arranges for a member of Workplace Experience to sit at your desk and:
- make sure nobody “borrowed” your snacks
- keep seat toasty
- test chair rollability, bounciness
- plop-related business.
Premium members can enable Remote Deskplop to remotely take a dump on your boss’s desk - Friend VPN from Herb Industries — whether your tl is now a general comments section or your friends just require the time it takes for Venus to orbitally reply to Earth’s DMs, Friend VPN has you covered.
- Now with Bitmocker to unencrypt crazy friends’ messages
- From the O. greats at Herb Industries - KissPay — lipstick that is synced to Venmo. Every transaction is initiated by lipstick pressure, nerdspeak for a kiss! Just weigh grocery items like prosciutto or walnuts on the @ttractive surface and kiss your money away!
