Hi, Dr. Crane
“Why, hello, Dr. Crane! Your psychology doesn’t get in the way of my daily life a bit! Nothing about it contradicts the innate thinking of a human psyche construction. Room to breathe. Speaking of that, when I breathe, I feel that room in my stomach. Belly breathing… and, uh, continuing with that as we speak. Dr. Crane, I’m a big time belly breather. Is that unchill? ” — Thomas the Tum Tum
“Hi, Dr. Crane, thanks for taking my call. I’m having an issue with computers. Since they can’t, maybe you can decompress my file… I want a tech office and several tech underlings. I just think of that glass and software, all designed by college students and their promising cell mutated into ours! We are a goose and we’re shovin’ the eggs back up! Know what? I’d say Crystal Pepsi and Crystal Meth™️ are now about as equally damaging to the human body. Does that matter? It does when we’re talking about software, baby.” — Kid Meier
“Doc Spock, I’m sure there is a folder about me at my hospital that says, ‘PATIENT IS STINKY’… thanks, psychology center! Not that I wouldn’t mind showering in a flowing stream of tossed salad and scrambled eggs with you, Doctor Crane.” — Ellsworth Ommllington
“Hi, Dr. Crane, I have something of a religiosity question, but I actually want an answer, so I’ll ask a psychologist. Are god vibes good vibes? God is good, like a vibe, but is God Themselves down to vibe? Feelin’ my vibes?” — Lou Zorker
